We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Life without a bra equals bliss.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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