Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
