I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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