So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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