My dream of liquor pitchers came true
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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