I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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