normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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