marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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