Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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