I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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