yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize