Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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