he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We need to get me chipped asap
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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