oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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