well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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