More tranny stories later!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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