they need to just BURY HIM!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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