You just made me feel so damn special
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Randomize
