New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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