CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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