I hate your face
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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