And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
How naked do you want me to be?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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