Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize