So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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