Ambien. No doubt about it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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