According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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