Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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