My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
A bitchslap is in order.
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