You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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