More tranny stories later!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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