Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was like eating out sand paper
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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