I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this just has baby written all over it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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