So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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