so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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