do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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