he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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