Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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