I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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