he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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