READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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