There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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