Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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