he wants to bone in the snuggie
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Drunk is not a location!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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