Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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