Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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