singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm passing your future prison.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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