You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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