So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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