He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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