I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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