thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There r osticjed everywhere
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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