She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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