is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I accidentally burped into my bong.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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