I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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