so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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