Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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